"Are you afraid that they'll think you killed a man or that you brought in a dead body? Because, darling, we're already all in a strange place where strange people appear." Knotting the sheet at the bottom, and then again at the top; it's a little messy, but it'll be the easiest way to haul the body.

"They didn't teach you very well, did they?" Huff! "You're stronger than I am, so let's drag the consequences of their improper pedagogy to their front desk."