Illarion Albireo (
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unfinishedlibrary2026-04-01 09:38 pm
[log] Chopped: Link's Exploded Backpack Edition
Who: Anyone who wants to salvage the Unreasonably Large Food Pile left in the kitchen ... and elsewhere ... by Link's departure.
What: An Unreasonably Large Pile of delicious fresh food!
When: April 1st
Where: The kitchen and surrounding areas in the Lobby. The bugs and lizards might spread ...
Content warnings: Contains live insects!! Potential insect-eating. Should be pretty tame otherwise!
It starts with a hurried post on the bulletin board in Illarion's efficient script:
There is an enormous pile of food in the kitchen that needs to be saved.
Anyone who can prepare or preserve it welcome.
After an hour or two, a tidy little inventory appears beneath the initial message, along with an attempt to track -- by name or description -- who's taken what, and how it's been used. There are some inventive descriptions on there for the items Illarion doesn't recognize.
(It doesn't look exactly like this -- because Illarion doesn't know the names of everything in the pile, or everyone who stops by, and certainly wouldn't make a spreadsheet -- but the poor digital substitute will have to stand in for his glorious real list.)
Those who do respond to the urgent missive will find the kitchen exactly as described: Absolutely full to overflowing with fresh produce that could've grown in the Library's garden, alongside a veritable market wagon of fresh fish, meat, and more produce. (Along with ... rocks and wood?)
Oh, and there's also a minor infestation of live bugs and reptiles actively escaping into the stacks.
Illarion's right in the thick of it for hours, first tirelessly triaging the mass into what should be cooked or preserved first, what will store well in the icebox, and what can be kept around on the shelves. Then he turns his hand to preparing the meat and fish for drying (and saving the fat from the richest cuts).
Once he's certain the most perishable items are taken care of, he sets aside some of the fat, honey, and berries for himself. Then he goes out hunting, pursuing the bugs and lizards loose in the Lobby and stacks. He's got no shame whatsoever about chasing them under furniture or up bookshelves, and soon has his sabertache full of squirmy tidbits.
Then it's back to the kitchen, to render the fat and make crunchy insect pemmican from his prizes.
(He's enough of a magpie he can't resist making off with some of the gems. There's someone out there who will look stunning in rubies and amber...)
((OOC: Feel free to use this as a jumping-off point for whatever you wanna do with your top levels! No need to tag Illarion -- go wild.
The spreadsheet above is fully editable -- feel free to put in what your guys take on tab 2& I'll eventually get some automation going to track the item inventory and tab 1 will do inventory for us. Have fun!!))
What: An Unreasonably Large Pile of delicious fresh food!
When: April 1st
Where: The kitchen and surrounding areas in the Lobby. The bugs and lizards might spread ...
Content warnings: Contains live insects!! Potential insect-eating. Should be pretty tame otherwise!
It starts with a hurried post on the bulletin board in Illarion's efficient script:
There is an enormous pile of food in the kitchen that needs to be saved.
Anyone who can prepare or preserve it welcome.
After an hour or two, a tidy little inventory appears beneath the initial message, along with an attempt to track -- by name or description -- who's taken what, and how it's been used. There are some inventive descriptions on there for the items Illarion doesn't recognize.
(It doesn't look exactly like this -- because Illarion doesn't know the names of everything in the pile, or everyone who stops by, and certainly wouldn't make a spreadsheet -- but the poor digital substitute will have to stand in for his glorious real list.)
Those who do respond to the urgent missive will find the kitchen exactly as described: Absolutely full to overflowing with fresh produce that could've grown in the Library's garden, alongside a veritable market wagon of fresh fish, meat, and more produce. (Along with ... rocks and wood?)
Oh, and there's also a minor infestation of live bugs and reptiles actively escaping into the stacks.
Illarion's right in the thick of it for hours, first tirelessly triaging the mass into what should be cooked or preserved first, what will store well in the icebox, and what can be kept around on the shelves. Then he turns his hand to preparing the meat and fish for drying (and saving the fat from the richest cuts).
Once he's certain the most perishable items are taken care of, he sets aside some of the fat, honey, and berries for himself. Then he goes out hunting, pursuing the bugs and lizards loose in the Lobby and stacks. He's got no shame whatsoever about chasing them under furniture or up bookshelves, and soon has his sabertache full of squirmy tidbits.
Then it's back to the kitchen, to render the fat and make crunchy insect pemmican from his prizes.
(He's enough of a magpie he can't resist making off with some of the gems. There's someone out there who will look stunning in rubies and amber...)
((OOC: Feel free to use this as a jumping-off point for whatever you wanna do with your top levels! No need to tag Illarion -- go wild.
The spreadsheet above is fully editable -- feel free to put in what your guys take on tab 2

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"They won't last long, in a container like that," he says softly. He can tell the young man is... distressed, about something or other. What, he's not sure.
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"Neither will people." He looks up at the other, shrugging. "But here we are."
He straightens up a bit and tries to pull himself together. "... It's common to do this where I'm from. I'll let them go at some point. ... I don't want them to die either."
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He glances down at the jar, soothing the bugs within with the knowledge that they will be freed, before back up at the boy. "What is it for?"
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"Just... to look at. To be a light on dark nights." He looks down at them again. "... They're also said to be the spirits of warriors." He pauses for a moment.
No. That's stupid. "I know that's not real, though."
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"Does it need to be real?" he asks after a moment, "Or, I suppose, does it matter if it's not real? There can be a comfort in stories, even if we know the truth." Helpful lies; those are the kind witches specialize in.
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He sets the jar down and pulls his knees in. "It ends in pain and fear, not 'happily ever after'."
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"Not always, no," he says, in agreement, "But that's part of what makes stories so wonderful. We can imagine things to be better than they are and ease our souls in them, delight at the wonder. And perhaps we can lose our pain in them for a little while and come out feeling a bit lighter."
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He huffs and looks up at the presumably new person. "And now we've got to deal with all of this."
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"It's for people who deserve it."
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Oh boy Dionysus has his work cut out for him, he can tell."Why would you not think you deserve it?" he asks, still and quiet and curious, a gentleness in his voice that's hard to fake. And there may well be something... relaxing about his presence, something that would make someone more likely to follow their emotions rather than their mind. (Whether it works in this place or not, he doesn't know.)
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He flinches for a moment, thinking of the battle. Of the screams - he can still hear them.
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"It is a natural thing to want to survive, even at the cost of blood. And it is natural to feel the weight of that blood." Dionysus reaches out, gently laying a hand on the boy's arm- he'll pull back, if Jun doesn't welcome it. "That is part of being human. But it does not help to punish yourself for it. I know that is easier said than done."
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His head drops to his knees and he can feel himself start to cry. He doesn't want to, but he is. When was the last time he actually cried? He... can't really remember. "We all died. But somehow I'm here and I'm the only one of us who can remember their stories..."
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"...Would you like to share those stories?" he asks after a moment, "That way, it's not on you alone to remember them. And stories can outlast us all."
cw: it's bad please read the dropdown my son has every cw
cw: child on child murder, child sexual abuse, pregnancy, suicide, gun violence involving children
"But... but what do I even tell you about? How Kako tried to run away from the battle, and Chizu killed him? How Chizu fought his battle but not before going after the teacher who raped her and got her pregnant?"He hasn't told anyone about this other than their parents. What is he supposed to do? The tears aren't stopping. "How am I supposed to - I mean, what, my birth mother killed herself in front of me while my adopted sister was fighting? Or Machi -" He practically chokes on his own tears. "Machi got shot in the head and we had to - to take her off life support so I could fight." He looks at the fireflies, his vision blurred from crying and from his glasses fogging up.
"I saw the end of all of their stories. I'm - I'm the one left who has to deal with them. I'm the one who has to know... what happened to all of their lives..."
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He's a hard man to make angry, and even now he doesn't show it. But if those who did this have the misfortune to meet him, well. There's a reason he's one of the more feared of the gods.
Jun doesn't need that, though, so he lets the boy cry, keeps close enough to let him know he's not alone.
cw: suicidal ideation? idek anymore
"Don't - the others don't need to hear about this. If they did they'd think badly about them." If they think of them at all. "Please." He can't let people know. People don't need to know. He's got to maintain some kind of reputation. It's just that he can't think of what sort of reputation that is right now...
It's got to be stress. Stress is what's making him crack. Stress and stupid stories about bugs, stories that aren't real. "... They deserve to live more than I do."
Re: cw: suicidal ideation? idek anymore
“I don’t think people would think badly of them, but I won’t say anything. You have my word.” It’s not his to share, and witches keep their patients’ confidence. But there is a point that he is going to contest here still. “Everyone deserves to live; you did not deserve to have to live through that. You cannot weigh your life against theirs.”
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The statement gets a snotty chuckle out of him. "That's what everyone says." He's not sure he agrees, but... "It sucks. The whole situation is awful."
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"It is." There is not denying that. "I am sorry you all had to go through it. Unfortunately, we cannot change the past. We can only figure out how to keep going forward."
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Will it matter, in the end? He doesn't know.
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"Is there something you wish to do here?" he coaxes gently, "I know we have little choice in the matter, but we can try to make the best of it. And we have each other to help do that."
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"I don't know. I thought I'd set everything as in order as I could before I went off to my battle... and it's not like I can do what I thought I'd be doing before we got dragged into that mess. I'm never going to be able to study at university, to help fish and other ocean wildlife... it's just not possible here."
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"Not in here, but perhaps in the Stories I've heard about. And you can always learn more about them in the meantime." There are plenty of books around.
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